A Seniors Moment

A Seniors Moment

There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said,

"Strip down facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to my local member 
about Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

 

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided,

I found out that she was referring to my credit card.

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

They really need to make their instructions to us seniors 
a little clearer!